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She thought she'd have significantly more time. Laurie Notaro thought she experienced at least a few good years yet. But no---it's took place. She has officially lost her marbles. From a child at the pet-food store checkout lines whose coif is so bizarre it creates her seethe "I'll kick his hair's ass" to the hapless Sears customer support rep on the getting end of her Plan of Terror, no person is safe from Laurie's wrath. Her cranky side seems to have eaten the others of her---inner-thigh Chub Rub and all. And the email address details are amazing. Her riffs on e-mail spam, eBay ("There should be an eBay wading pool, where you only get to bid on Precious Occasions figurines and Avon products, and you have to make it through that first before jumping into the profound end"), and the perils of St. Patrick's Day ("When I'm driving, the previous think I want is a herd of inebriates darting in and out of traffic like filled chickens") are the stuff of star. And then for Laurie, it's all 100 percent true.
