Download Of Thee I Zing: America's Cultural Decline from Muffin Tops to Body Shots AudioBook Free
While Laura Ingraham was walking by way of a Northern Virginia shopping mall one Saturday afternoon, everything became clear to her. All over she turned, she saw indications of the impending catastrophe: zombie young adults texting each other across a café table; a guy having his eyebrows threaded at a kiosk; a 50ish girl shoe-horned into a pipe top and skinny trousers; and a storefront advertisement having a Victoria's Key model spilling out of her push-up bra and in to the encounters of young passersby. Ingraham wondered to herself, "Is this it? Is this what our forefathers fought for? What my parents battled for? I question if Victoria's Key continues to be having that two-for-one sales?" A menacing power surrounds us. We view it, we feel it, we realize it. The united states we love is at grave peril. While politicians and "experts" prattle on about the debt turmoil at home, and terrorism in another country, a more insidious homegrown risk is rising. It endangers our future and undermines our present. The uncomfortable truth: We have become our very own worst adversary. The culture we have created is currently turning on us. We're on the verge of drowning inside our ignorance, arrogance, gluttony... can you believe there are just three shots of vanilla in a Caramel Macchiato?!? Now, in an action of patriotic treatment, the most-listened-to girl in discussion radio casts her satirical eyesight upon all that ails American contemporary society. In such a sharp-witted, comic romp, Laura Ingraham goes on a guided travel through 10 levels of our ethnic hell. You understand we're in trouble when:
- Airplane seats shrink - equally the passengers expand.
- Celebrity baby titles go from the peculiar (Apple, Stetson, and Daisy Boo) to the pathetic (Bamboo, Blanket, and Bronx).
- People meticulously tend their virtual plants on Farmville, while their children eat takeout.
- "Breaking Media" results in it happened last night.
- The weddings go longer than the relationships.
- Facebook has turned into a verb and reading is becoming an ancient art form.
