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I'm dreaming of a Serge Xmas...
Palm trees with twinkle lights...
Santa's big belly protruding more than a neon Speedo.... It's ho, ho, ho amount of time in this hilarious and wacky Florida getaway tale, having bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge understands who's been naughty and who's been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and since December 24 rolls around, he's filling the Serge sleigh with an memorable bag of presents. But before that, it's all a major free-range Xmas office party, where Serge will be dispersing his special cheer. And there's that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just avoid those attacking elves - they bite). While you're there, miss the lame picture on Santa's lap - Serge will provide you with a lap ride you'll never ignore. As for that addled elf Coleman, there is nothing just like a white Christmas. Let it snow! So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and strike the dunes on the beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an available fire and prove that reindeer do learn how to fly!
