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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of any attractive LA girl who found herself in the predicament to be an unwilling virgin. As an actress, article writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald approved up adequate opportunities to have her V-card revoked by good looking, rich, or even fabulously famous men, but she cannot bring herself to do "it" until well after her friends had been deflowered. As Chelsea Handler so lovingly places it, "Thank God, Heather waited 27 years to reduce her virginity or she wouldn't have any materials for this e book." Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a athletics stadium, with a frat son, a health care provider, or an A-list superstar, Heather McDonald understood how to turn those young boys blue. Unlike "putting out", blue balling might possibly not have paid her hire or got her free trips to Hawaii, but it does provide her with hilarious stories and activities in her seek out true love - and, inevitably, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald won't blue ball in this town again.
