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In the fantastic traditions of guy-humor everywhere, here comes humorist Robert Henry's growling, good-hearted rant about holiday madness, A Married Man's Guide to Christmas. Henry reveals the reality about Christmas through the eye of the married man. "Remember, it isn't how you enjoy the joyous season. It's whether you remain alive, married, sleeping indoors, with a healthy prostate, and without a rap sheet on January 4th that matters." Husbands will have fun out loud. Dads will slap their knees and keel over (have CPR ready). Wives, daughters, sisters, moms, aunts, female co-workers, and sales clerks, who dread witnessing men mumble and mutter their way through the Christmas section at Big Package Discout Warehouse, will nod in acknowledgement at the syndrome best referred to as "Can I survive until New Year's?" A Married Man's Guide to Christmas is a must for every guy who wants the ladies in his life to comprehend why he'd somewhat buy them gift idea certificates than courageous the treacherous online world of corset lingerie catalogs. Why have simply a joyous season, when you're able to have a Christmas filled up with laughs that don't include finding pictures of Uncle Herbert in a teddy? Irreverent, honest, and biodegradable, Robert Henry has here captured the fact of the holiday season for everyone men. So get it today for all the beleaguered males on your Xmas list and all the long-suffering females who just want the lights strung on leading porch by Christmas Eve, the honey-do list completed before Aunt Sookie will come with her flatulent Pekinese, which expensive bottle of Scotch left mostly full until the tinsel is hung, the presents are twisted, and the house owner's connection has accepted your apology for spelling out a less-than-jolly greeting in solar-powered chocolate canes on your prominent lawn.
