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High above the bustling roadways of Dubai, in the world's tallest and most luxurious skyscraper, reside the gods and goddesses of the modern world. Since they surfaced 14 billion years ago from a bus blaring a melody remarkably similar to the Mister Softee jingle, they've wreaked mischief and havoc on mankind. Struggling to control their jealousies, the gods have splintered into several factions, led by the immortal foes XOXO, Shanice, La Felina, Fast-Cooking Ali, and Mogul Magoo. Ike Karton, an unemployed butcher from New Jersey, is their current obsession. Ritualistically recited by the ensemble of drug-addled bards, The Sugar Frosted Nustack is Ike's epic account. A raucous story of gods and men confronting lust, ambition, fatality, and the eternal verities, it is a wildly fun, wickedly fast gambol through the unmapped corridors of the creativity.
