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HAVE YOU ANY IDEA:
- A justification to be phobic about oysters and olives?
- That you can step in the roaring coal furnace and feet cool?
- That Jesus got an older sibling?
- How shutting the mouth area may help you avoid brain surgery?
- How to avoid cow-pies throughout your baptism?
- How to survive in the wintertime wilderness with only a angling pole and a sausage? Chris Crutcher is aware the answers to these exact things and much more. And when you have find out about Chris Crutcher's life as a dateless, broken-toothed, scabbed-over, God-fearing dweeb, and when you have contemplated his ascension to the buckskin-upholstered throne of the Ruler of the Mild Frontier, you will close this e book, close your eyes and hold it to your torso, and say, "I, too, can be an creator." Hell, anyone can.