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DON'T TALK TO HIM ABOUT THE WAR!!!It has been 20 years since The Battle, and Major John Karnage has finally resolved into retirement life: locked up in an crazy asylum, with an explosive device inserted in the back of his neck of the guitar to suppress his violent tendencies. Karnage and his troopers have been deemed unfit to live in normal world. Like a lttle bit of old chewing gum jammed under a espresso table, the entire world has kept The War and its scarred, unpredictable veterans behind. The army has been disbanded and World Tranquility has descended after the Earth. Its inhabitants live happy, profitable lives under the global rule of the benevolent Dabney Organization. All is tea and roses in this new, sanitized world.... until a terrifying hazard from beyond the superstars rears its squiggly brain! An invading armada of aliens threatens to destroy the Earth, and it's up to Major Karnage to avoid them - so long as he doesn't unintentionally blow his own brain off first.
