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Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013 "Humans fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you away, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the anonymous anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess maybe it's a shitload scarier." Lovers of the number-one best vendor Sh*t My Dad Says will acknowledge the always patient tone of voice of Justin Halpern's daddy as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The storyline commences when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his sweetheart. "You've been seeing her for four years," his daddy replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel f**king universe." But eventually he provides Justin some advice: that he should think again over everything he's learned in life about women, human relationships, and himself prior to making his decision. And that's precisely what Justin does-revisiting everything from his disastrous youth crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters. Filled with his dad's branded brand of intelligence, it's also full of new characters just as funny-from his brother, who provides insights into wedding evening rituals, to his first supervisor, who warns Justin to man up: "That's just what a man does indeed. He will take his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The effect is a pilgrim's progress through the landscape of sex and love-by one of the funniest writers at the job today.
