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Through the break-out superstar of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian behind the web series Whine About It and To Be Honest comes a assortment of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations to be a grown-up, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be good, he do become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's received some things figured out. But the break is all only a terrible, disgusting mess. This is Matt's book. Just to clarify, though, it is absolutely not a memoir; Matt is much too young to did anything worth remembering (though he do win an actual People's Choice Honor for his BuzzFeed web series, Whine About It, which is very good, if you ask his mother). This is also most certainly not a book of advice; he is too woefully ill-prepared for life to provide anything in the way of counsel (though that won't stop him from talking). Call this a assortment of awful moments that led to his grumbling, blundering adulthood - a chronicle of little indignities that, when used together, amount to a life of amusing anguish. With enthusiastic wit and plenty of self-deprecation, Matt discloses how hard it is to shed his recent as the Midwest's biggest nerd, that one time a taquito almost murdered him at his brother's delight birthday party, and enough time he arrived to his friends and family (the closet was somewhat messy). Matt also wrestles with the humiliations of adulthood, like giving up on love in NEW YORK, living by themselves with nobody to heating his microwave meals, and combating the internal voice that instructs him to say aloud everything the rest of us are smart enough to maintain ourselves. You probably don't need this book, but, let's not pretend - one does. Since you're already here, you may as well take up a couch, pick up your glass(es) of wine beverages, and enjoy.
