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From the author of How to Succeed in Business Without Really Seeking, this is the history of women becoming inexplicably pregnant. And it happens to every type of woman, regardless of contest or creed, from nuns to lesbians. It happened to Beauford Abel's better half. With her, a perfume tester called; one of is own more exotic examples made her dark out for a split second. At least, she thought it was a split second.... When Beauford eventually understands what's happening, he plays amateur sleuth. But instead of finding gender maniacs, he confirms brainy apes likely to invade the Earth. Plus the brainy apes are brilliant enough to ask Beauford to take care of their PR. They'd like to be liked when they land. And they'd like the baby apes that globe women will soon be giving birth to, to be liked as well. It might seem this is a pretty funny way for invaders to do something. In this booklet, everything's funny.
