Download Badass: The Birth of a Legend: Spine-Crushing Tales of the Most Merciless Gods, Monsters, Heroes, Villains, and Mythical Creatures Ever Envisioned AudioBook Free
From sex-crazed gods to ravenous monsters, Ben Thompson brings famous titans to life in stories of excursion, bloodlust, and unrelenting badassitude. Since the start of history folks have created myths, tall stories, superheroes, and arch-villains - women and men who embarked on crazy adventures, performed outstanding feats of unmatched awesomeness, and overcame all odds to violently smite their foes into bloody pulp. In Badass: The Beginning of a Tale, Ben Thompson compiles these fantastical stories from the beginning of your energy to today and tells them in the completely over-the-top way they were supposed, including:
- Rama: The Indian god-king who led an military of monkeys resistant to the King of All Demons
- Thor: The Viking god of thunder and magnificent hair, who crushed the skulls of giants with a ridiculously huge hammer
- Beowulf: An Anglo-Saxon hero so hardcore he could arm-wrestle monsters' joint parts out of these sockets
- Moby-Dick: The hate-filled literary behemoth who obliterated ship hulls along with his face
- Skuld: The Norse necromancer queen who summoned a horde of zombie berserkers
- Dirty Harry Callahan: The prototypical modern-day antihero and incredibly embodiment of badass
