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For years, Teacher Peter Shandy has been badgered by Jemima Ames, Assistant Librarian and Total annual Chairperson, to decorate his campus home for the Grand Lighting which is Balaclava Agricultural College's main fund-raising event. Now he can hold out no longer. Goaded to madness, he buries his small brick house under an avalanche of plastic material reindeer, flashing lights, and false Santa Clauses. Shacks up an amplifier blaring "All I'D LIKE for Holiday is My Two Forward Teeth," locks the switches at "on", and escapes to sea on a tramp machine. Shipwrecked and conscience-stricken, he crawls back to face his irate acquaintances, and finds Jemima Ames dead on his living room floor. Law enforcement officials and security guards say it's a major accident; Shandy says it's murder. Chief executive Thorkjeld Svenson says he'd better find out the reality without wrecking the Lighting... or another corpse will be Shandy's.
