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Warning: You might have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You may dismiss this as absurd fearmongering. Dismissing things as absurd fearmongering is, in reality, the first symptom of parasitic spider infections - the creature secretes a chemical in to the brain to induce skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, because the "cure" involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can't have the spider, because it handles your nerve endings. You can't view it, because it decides what you observe. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it'll breed. So what happens whenever your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all going to find out. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having brought on it. I'm just the messenger. Even easily did type of cause it. In any event, I won't keep it against you if you are upset. I know that's just the spider conversing.
