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Three waxed pet cats, one Cookie Witch, a Brazilian gone bad, and the previous name Bermangoggleshitz...not the best ingredients for an effective spell. Or is it? Avoiding the real truth has been working out just fine for almost all of my life. I'm finally happy. I have friends and a kangaroo shifter who adores me. Never in my 29 witchy years have I think I'd have a destination to call home with people who truly cared. Now my BFF, Zelda, desires to have a chat. Can't crappy information wait? When my varnished Virginia is mobile, I wish to go back home to my lovable little house I share with the love of my life and my four semi-violent, adopted, gum-smacking chipmunk shifter sons. But, noooooooo.... Rather than enjoying a bouncy romp of nookie with my marsupial man whose previous name I will really find out, I have to deal with an odiferous, butt-ugly, dead-beat, evil warlock of an dad known as Bermangoggleshitz - the very same douchecanoe that tried to kill my rodent children. Not forgetting, said sperm donor has called up a Legion of demons from the Underworld. Fanfreakintastic. So equipped with my doubtful intellect, a shaky handle on the French vocabulary and a penchant for blowing up structures, I'm gonna grab this issue by the nut products and squeeze - such as a Brazilian times...whoops, bazillion. That French gets me every time. I am going to have my happily ever after no matter what or my name's not Sassy Louise...umm...Bermangoggleshitz.
