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In the traditions of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and funny debut I Don't Value Your Band sheds light on the humiliations we undergo to find love - and the lessons that may be culled from the wreckage. I Don't Value Your Band posits that lately the worst folks to date are the ones who seem to be sensitive. It's the jerks in nice dude clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls who grew up in the darkness of feminism, pondering they might well have everything, but conclude compromising constantly. The cowards, the kidults, the critics, and the contenders: these are the superstars of Klausner's memoir about how hard it is to discover a man - good or elsewhere - when you're a cynical grown-up exiled in the dregs of Guyville.Off the attractiveness of her New York Times "Modern Love" part about getting the brush-off from an indie rock and roll musician, I Don't Value Your Band is marbled with the wry strains of Julie Klausner's precocious curmudgeonry and filled with truths that anyone who's have you been on a night out will relate with. Klausner is an expert at getting herself waist-deep in crazy, time and time again, partly because her experience as a humor writer (Best Week Ever before, "TV Funhouse" on SNL) and sketch comedian from NYC's Straight Residents Brigade fuels her beliefs of how any picture should unfold, which is, "What? That seems crazy? Okay, I'll do it." I Don't Value Your Band graphs a distinctly real human journey of the strong-willed but prone protagonist who adores men like it's her job, but who's finished with guys who learn about love sounds than love. Klausner's is a fresh outlook on seeing in a period of pop culture obsession, and she put in her 20s doing personal field research to back up her philosophies. This is the girl's version of High Fidelity. By turns explicit, funny, and moving, Klausner's debut shows the progression of a young female who endured myriad encounters with the wrong folks, to emerge with real- world wisdom on matters of the heart. I Don't Value Your Band is Julie Klausner's manifesto, and every one of us can relate.
