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2012 Fabulousity Now! Shar has up to date and recently pizzazed her basic with even more info for today's femmes (or those that love us). Part Cosmo, part On Our Backs, part Female Scout Handbook, this amusing, practical, and comprehensive guide is perfect for Femme Dykes, Baby Divas, Experience Queens, Outrageous Goddesses, Queer Femmes, Lipstick Lesbians, Vixens, and Vamps of each stripe - and those who wish to time us! Simply want a Goddess Life Manual? Included:
- How to start out a car, a riot, or flames
- An answer to: "Are long claws the answer to ice-cube tray injury?"
- Gull Female Goddess Glossary - that top secret de-coder book that we never got whenever we joined the Queer Going out with Club!!
- Butch/Femme romance explored and discussed
- Femme/femme appeal and love celebrated
- How to obtain a garter-belt on and still get the panties off
- Break-up support and examined advice, including Shar's basic "How to Wash Any Ex girlfriend or boyfriend Right Outta NICE HAIR"
- What should maintain your toolbox, under your bed, and on your outgoing concept: gender empowerment & celebration
- How to make vegetarian gravy
- The answer to "Do femmes wear boxer shorts?"
- How to have sex with RSI or other chronic conditions
- How to succeed in the work area
- Geminist shaving deciphered
- Femme transwoman? Oh Female can get on in here - in Shartopia.
- You know a femme is a femme is a hellooo, Goddess.
- from big to small, young to old, country gals to city ones
- Shar has fashion, going out with and life help for all those.
- Shar's Stain Removal Guide-Money keeping tips for each day including: building your sextoy collection, decorating your home, shopping for shoes
- Shar is actually Identical Income Opportunity conscious.
- list of appliances for the kitchen are a waste products of money and space-Huge Trouble-shooting Manual covering useful problems like butch/femme translation support group, moving into lonely homophobic cities, and retorts to "You prefer me more than I like you."
- and a lot more