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Pleasure Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters:
- Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught lifeless (ha!) in places like discos, 10-tiny lube outlets, or Switzerland. Keep in mind, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
- Trust your eyes. You understand the good looking, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long scalp and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.
- No subject how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper trim on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.
- Play it cool. Don't offer to go along with your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!
- Most of most, remember: being a vampire is little or nothing to chuckle about.
