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America's 911 system is supposed to be for emergencies only. But some people apparently didn't find the memo, because the following are some of their responses when asked by dispatchers, "What's your crisis?", "Yeah, I wish to order a pizza.", "I've been standing all day and my foot harmed.", "I simply swallowed a cent. Am I going to pass away?", "I'd like an officer to turn out and manage a low-flying aeroplanes.","When will the Burger Ruler available?" New York Times best-selling writer Leland H. Gregory III compiles some of the dumbest and sometimes profane (you've been warned) abuses of the 911 system ever before documented. Danielle Ferland and Andy Paris' amusing narration will have listeners either howling with laughter or scratching their heads in disbelief. Possibly both. Because this reserve is based on actual 911 phone calls, there are periodic profane words in the written text. The author substituted these words with dashes, and they're bleeped in this taking.
