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In her hilarious New York Times best vendor You'll Never Blue Ball on this Town Again, Heather McDonald recounted her travels as an unwilling virgin in Hollywood. Now happily committed with three wonderful kids, she shows that life as a grown-up - a good pretend grown-up - has its obstacles. Heather's a working mom with parents who live nearby, a sister who keeps asking for one of her still-fertile eggs, and friends who are up to more hijinks than even Heather are designed for. This self-proclaimed "Real Housewife of Woodland Hillsides" is determined to achieve A-list position (thus extending her entourage beyond her three school-aged children and a house-husband who's infuriatingly bad at collecting community gossip) and beat (or at least be accepted by) the mean community moms who judge her when planning on taking her kids to a stripper pool get together in Vegas. It's a lot to juggle when she's also fighting her Chelsea Lately coworkers for the crudest and most elaborate functional jokes (don't ask her about this "free" Vera Wang dress). Equally laugh-out-loud funny and irreverent in her storytelling as she is on camera as Chelsea Handler's partner-in-crime, in My Inappropriate Life Heather recounts her misadventures with a disarming candor all her own.
