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The Onion is very pleased to provide The Leader of Vice: The Autobiography of Joe Biden. With this scandalous memoir, America's favorite politician talks about his early on years, before he became ultimate wingman to the leader of the free world. For the very first time ever "Diamond" Joe talks about the formative encounters of his life, including his years as a child reselling hooch in Scranton, his years cruising school campuses picking up co-eds in a Del Rio, the grade-A tang he plowed in the summertime of '87, and his "sweet ass gig" as Senator of Delaware. Speaking of his own work, Vice Leader Biden says, "Amigo, you're just one single click from buying Uncle Joe's tell-all autobiography. My sweetest acoustic guitar riffs, bustiest lays, wildest benders, and sexiest appropriation bills, it's all within. You'll not only listen to about me and my pal Barack, but I assure you'll pick up some tricks that'll last well between the sheets. Plus, I'm profound in the opening right now and actually need the damage."