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If you feel like your children are getting rid of you, you've come to the right place. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you've possessed about your children, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It's not that she doesn't love her kids. It's that she comprehends just what a mind-f*?% it could be to attempt to civilize those untamed little beasts. Predicated on her hugely popular Facebook site, "Moms Who Drink and Swear", this booklet shows why family meals are like herpes, how to prevent smashing toys that are being fought over, and the enjoyment of reading that your child has murdered his imaginary good friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the savior of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that complements them), she reaches the heart and soul of what every exasperated mother is thinking, just much funnier.
