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It starts with a sea lion committing intimate harassment and ends with the avenging soul of Steve McQueen. In between, a nudist mascot, a Kansas hick with an eBay streak, and a lovely sea biologist. (Is there another kind?) Outdoors and weird, it's hilarious trip on America's wettest shoreline. And living evidence you do not have to be drenched in sunlight to get beach slapped - hard. Beach Slapped, is a unknown novel in the custom of Carl Hiaasen. Focusing on the just-off-of-center residents of Surfland, a half-fictional city of 10,000 people on the moist and weird shoreline of Oregon, the adventure isn't just about getting the theif, it's about the lovable lunatics satisfied on the way. From the sci-fi geek who never satisfied a galactic parable he didn't love, to a father-turned-stalker, to the volunteer fireplace fighter who insists a stuffed dalmatian always trip shotgun, everyone's favorite oddball friend is here, merely a little bit odder. In the center of it all is unwilling hero Jackson Poe, a freelance writing renegade from the organization world writing stories about $30,000 bath rooms just to pay the bills. Refusing to give in to truth or weather, he will buy his Hawaiian t-shirts at Goodwill and his vehicles topless. Always one sandal step before his charges, his ex-girlfriend and the occasional cop looking to make a regular monthly ticket quota, Poe is living life just the way he desires it: roof covering rertracted and calm. But that all changes one day when he discovers marine biologist Callista Walker being harassed by the sea lion in ways they never talked about in college. Expecting to discover who chased her into the chilly sea to drown, (the ocean lion was an extra bonus) Poe and Walker stumble into a program that will take them from the edge of the ocean to a galaxy of truth show stupidity that's sadly not so far away. And be it rampant designers, landau roofs or Bette Midler's Blowing wind Beneath My Wings, everywhere Poe appears there are threats to his world as he is aware of it. Luckily for us, he's not alone in that world. And in an account that spans from Kansas to the shoreline, one very nude culinary designer/mascot, the most clueless yet persevering romantic in history, and Wagner's Valkyries join with Poe as he makes an attempt to spiritedly chase down the bad guys with the most notable down on his convertible whatever waits on the horizon.
