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As a kid growing up in a farm town, Ross Mathews might as well have wished for a dog or cat unicorn or a calorie-free cookie tree to grow in his front yard. Either of these far-fetched fantasies could have been more likely to become a reality than his real wish: Working in television set in Hollywood, California. Critically, that stuff just doesn't happen to people like Ross. But do you know what. It totally did. Now, with his first e book, Ross takes us inside his voyage as a super-fan, uncovering the most awkward and hilarious occasions of his small-town life and big-city adventures. From understanding how to swear such as a hardened trucker to that time in high school when had to face down the most frightening opponent of most (his girlfriend's woman parts), Ross contains nothing back. Oh, then there's his incredibly shady past relating to the cutest couple of plus-sized women's pajama bottoms, deliciously dangerous container butter, and embezzled sandwiches. And, of course, how he's managed to turn an obsession with pop-culture into one-on-one relationships with celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow, Tiffani-Amber Theissen, Madonna, Michelle Kwan, and many more without ever before having an individual restraining order released against him. Infused with Ross's hallmark humor, unique voice, and total integrity, Man Up! is a mission statement for anyone who doesn't fit the mold. His hasn't been the most traditional way to create a job in Hollywood, but Ross has in some way managed to make his draw without ever compromising who he is. He's as serious about this as he is about Golden Young girls trivia: You don't have to change who you are to attain your dreams (although there is nothing incorrect with a makeover every now and then). You just need to Man Up!