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Peace-loving Thor Gunderson has to make a choice when A Panini for YOUR IDEAS, the Fascist-themed Italian restaurant where he works, devises an incendiary plan to eliminate its competition. Should he swallow his pacifism, rely upon his jingoistic boss, Alan, and stand behind his restaurant-nation? Should he dredge up the fortitude to speak his convictions to Alan's nefarious "business affiliates?" Or should he elope with the German homosexual who may have offered him two million us dollars in exchange for his assistance in tracking down a set of pilfered Tintoretto paintings? When Thor falls deeply in love with a new hire, Ms. Barbara Hackbush, whose internet doctor has diagnosed her with a troubling array of expensive "health conditions," he accocunts for his brain: He will sign up for the German on his "adventure-quest," make large numbers, and go back to save Ms. Barbara from penury. However, as Thor is double-crossed by those he trusts the most, he commences to comprehend that blissful naivete is the surest path to ruin.
