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One would think that with Jen Lancaster's impressive set of best-selling self-improvement memoirs - Bitter Is the New Dark; Dazzling Equipment and lighting, Big Ass; Such a Pretty Body fat; Pretty in Plaid; My Good Lazy; and Jeneration X - that she would have it altogether right now. One would be wrong. Jen's still a little rough surrounding the corners. Suffice it to state, she's no Martha Stewart. And this is strictly why Jen will Martha up and live her life in line with the advice of America's overachieving more mature sister - the woman who converts lemons into lavender-infused lemonade. By immersing herself in Martha's marketing empire, Jen will embark on a yearlong goal to take herself, her house, her partner (and maybe even her household pets) to the next level - from wardrobe organization to create making, from get together likely to kitchen prep. Maybe Jen can go four days and nights without supplying herself food poisoning if she practices Martha's dictates on proper safe-keeping.... Maybe she can grow nearer to her girlfriends by firmly taking up their boring-ass hobbies like knitting and sewing.... Maybe she can finally rid her workout clothes of meatball staining by using Martha's laundry tips.... Maybe she can create a more meaningful anniversary special event than simply getting drunk in the pool with her partner.... again. And perhaps, just maybe, she'll find that the main element to happiness does, in fact, rest in Martha's correctly assemble cupboards and artfully viewed charcuterie platters. Or maybe not.
