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self-inflicted wound (n): a spectacularly humiliating, and frequently hilarious, incident completely of one's own making. see also: you achieved it to yourself. Have you available a choice you instantly regretted? Humiliated yourself in a room of your peers, or shamed yourself in front of your significant crush? Ever blown a job interview, frozen throughout a presentation, acted such as a total idiot on the date? Ever said the wrong thing at the wrong time, struggling to keep your tongue from flapping out the stupidest words you've ever said in your life, ever? If you are a individual, the response, of course, is yes. Take heart. You're not alone. This is known as the self-inflicted wound, and all of us bears a scar tissue. Or several. Here, Aisha Tyler, comedian, actress, cohost of CBS's The Converse, star of Archer, and inventor of the top-ranked podcast Young lady on Man, serves up a spectacular assortment of her own self-inflicted wounds. From almost setting herself on fire, to vomiting on the guy she liked, to finding drunk and sleeping through the SATs, to entering crushing debt to pay for college or university and then throwing out her degree to become comedian, Aisha's life is a group of spectacularly epic fails. And she's acquired the marks to verify it. Literally. Through everything, Aisha's triumphs haven't come regardless of the failures, but because of these. Because with every failing comes a lessons learned, a durability revealed, a fear conquer, or an excursion braved. Self-Inflicted Wounds is not only about surviving failing. It's about embracing failing - going after it, even - on the winding path to success. And after you have failed a period or three, maybe you'll have discovered something. Or at least have an extremely killer account. Because to err is human being, but to fail epically is amusing.
