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In the world of Gertrude Charmaine Beasley, is accessible the soft-spoken, black-sheep child in laws, Becky Beasley, married to the not-quite-celebrated boy, Matthew. To be able to shape Becky into the daughter-in-law she favors (Denise), Gertrude imparts her wisdom, suggestions, and thinly veiled insults through the passive-aggressive art form of letter writing... Dear Becky,I wanted to many thanks for welcoming me to your quaint home for dinner. I can always tell the character of the person by the cleanness of their home. The carpet deodorizer performed a pleasant job of adding scent to the environment and covered a few of the burned smells coming from the kitchen. (Do you realize you were supposed to vacuum after using the deodorizer, dear?)I also wanted to accentuate you on your desk decorations. I understand that you're not used to home ownership and gardening, so there is no way to know that the flower arrangement you picked was filled with rag weed. The children's repeated sneezing was not distracting by any means. But, the main point of my letter was to get the formula for your tomato sauce. I've never had a sauce with such a distinct flavour. I am usually known for my palette and ability to distinguish flavors, however your sauce has perplexed me. I possibly could not find any basil, garlic, onion, essential olive oil, pepper, or sodium. So enlighten me, if you will. Apart from tomatoes and drinking water, what performed you devote it?Well, again it was a delight coming over for dinner. I am delighted to see that my boy and his children, because of your cooking food, are remaining fit. Yes, there is absolutely no evidence of your spoiling them in any way.Mom
