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Working at a Suicide Avoidance Center in SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA, Lily Goodwill feels she's heard it all - then she gets a call from a man about to jump from the Golden Gate Bridge. Something about the caller, maybe his yummy British highlight or Lily's capability to comprehend his crushing ennui, makes her break all the rules and hurry to meet him. In the end, she is a vampire of course, if she can't talk him down she can glamour him. But things don't go matching to plan. Her caller glows with blue fireplace and actually is a vampire-hating Djinn. Instantly, for the first time in centuries he's found something interesting. Is Lily a really vampire with a conscience and an obsessive-compulsive disorder, relating Handi-wipes and Lysol, or is she yet another bloodsucker? Add in another vampire, with a history of female lovers stretching out over three centuries, who swears he's reformed and declares his undying love for Lily. Mix in a mean couple of witches and a vicious warlock, who are staking vampires around the city and you have a recipe for riotous adventure of supernatural proportions. Lily Goodwill is an instant thinking, smart-talking vampire who's still figuring out how she seems about eating al fresco in the town by the Bay.