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From the inventor of Family Man and director of Ted comes a entertaining first novel that reinvents the Western. Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the tough life of the American frontier, where it appears everything and anything can destroy you: Duels at high noon. Barroom brawls. Poisonous snakes. Cholera-infected normal water. Tumbleweed scratching. Something called "toe-foot." Even a trip to the outhouse. Yes, there are a million ways to die in the open, wild Western, and Albert strategies to avoid them all. Some individuals think that makes him a coward. Albert message or calls it good sense. But when his girl dumps him for the most insufferable man in town, Albert determines to fight back - even though he can't shoot, ride, or chuck a punch. Fortunately, he teams up with a lovely gunslinger who's difficult enough for the both of these. Unfortunately, she's wedded to the largest, meanest, most jealous badass on the frontier. Turns out Albert has just uncovered a million and one ways to die in the Western.
