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I've been advised to go to Hell more times than I can count. But this time around I'm actually going. My name's Bobby Dollars, sometimes known as Doloriel, and of course, Hell isn't a great place for someone like me - I'm an angel. They don't really like my kind down there, not the slightly dropped variety. But they have my lover, who is undoubtedly a beautiful demon called Casimira, Countess of Cool Hands. Why does an angel have a demon lover? Well, certainly not since it helps my profession. She's being held hostage by one of the nastiest, most powerful demons in every of the netherworld - Eligor, Grand Duke of Hell. He already hates me, and he'd like nothing much better than to get his practical me and rip my immortal spirit right out of my borrowed but oh-so-mortal body. But wait, it gets better! Not merely do I have to sneak into Hell, make my way across thousands of a long way of terror and hurting to reach Pan-demonium, capital of the fiery depths, but I have to steal Caz right away from under Eligor's using eyes and smuggle her out again, past demon troops, hellhounds, and all the murderous animals imprisoned there for eternity. And even if I somehow manage to get away Hell, I'm also being stalked by an undead psychopath called Smyler who's been following me for weeks. Oh, and performed I mention that he can't be killed? So if I somehow survive Hell, elude the Grand Duke and all his hideous minions, and make it back again to the real world, I'll still be the most hunted spirit in Creation. But at least I'll have Caz. Gotta have something to look forward to, right? So just put me that damn drink, do you want to? I've got somewhere to go.
