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Not at all for baby's bedtime reading, this entertaining and irreverent take on basic fairytales - think Shrek for grownups - combines humor, mystery, and individuals only a fairy godmother could love...When Cinderella is stepped on by a fresh Never City bus, her not-so-ugly stepsister, Asia, suspects murder. So she hires RJ, an exclusive eye, to investigate. Little does indeed she know RJ is truly a villain on mental health leave from the Villain's Union. Cursed with an failure to say no to damsels in distress, RJ moves to the Kingdom of Maldetto, satisfies the others of Cinderella's family--including her fianc, the flamboyant Prince Charming, Cinderella's crazy stepmother, and a very seriously twisted version of Hansel and Gretel--and dodges bullets, explosions, fires, and his own ex-wife to slip his own version of a glass handcuffs on the wrists that fit. All while slipping for Asia, who have a curse of her own to cope with...
