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Parks and Entertainment acting professional Nick Offerman shares his funny fulminations on life, manliness, beef, plus much more in his first e book. Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red beef, wooing a female - who easier to deliver this tutelage than the always captivating, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Entertainment's Ron Swanson? Incorporating his hallmark comic voice and very real knowledge in woodworking - he operates his own woodshop - Paddle Your Own Canoe features stories from Offerman's youth in small-town Minooka, Illinois - "I was raised literally in the middle of a cornfield" - to his movie theater times in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/acting professional and the hilarious and amazing seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally. In addition, it offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor entertainment, among a great many other savory entrees. A variety of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers green but may also rouse them to put down their smart mobile phones, review a few sycamore leaves, and perhaps even handcraft (and paddle) their own canoes.
