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From New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Urban Illusion Romance Author, H.P. Mallory, comes The Lily Harper Series! If you like your catalogs steamy (this can be an adult fantasy romance, not for kids or teenagers!) and you aren't easily offended by potty-mouthed, crass guardian angels, continue reading! Better Off Dead is the first book in the Lily Harper metropolitan dream series: If there's any such thing as good luck, Lily Harper definitely does not have it. Wiped out in a car accident before it's her period to go, Lily discovers that the hereafter isn't exactly what she hoped it could be. First, there's AfterLife Enterprises, the company in charge of sorting out the lately dead and mailing them on the way to the Kingdom, (aka gladly ever after,) or even to the Underground City, (not happily ever after.) Learning that Lily's death was indirectly their fault (her guardian angel, Costs, was MIA during her automobile accident and was one of their workers,) Afterlife Enterprises offers Lily the opportunity to live again. But, as with most things involving the afterlife, beware the small print. Most notably, Lily can be a heart retriever, venturing in to the bowels of the Underground City to get souls which were mistakenly sent there by Afterlife Enterprises during a Y2K computer glitch. Second, there's angel Costs. As if risking her second life in the Underground City wasn't enough, Lily's guide to the Underground is the one and only her incompetent, alcoholic, womanizing guardian angel, Costs, the antithesis of anything wholesome. With only Dante's "Inferno" and Costs to help her in her mission, Lily's future isn't looking smart. Finally, there's the renowned bladesmith, Tallis Dark colored. As Scottish as his kilts and heavy brogue, Tallis Dark colored is a centuries-old Celt who, for reasons only recognized to him, offers to teach Lily and become her escort in to the depths of the Underground City. Dark, brooding and definitely dangerous, Lily understands she shouldn't trust Tallis, but she also can't refuse her interest to him. Between heart retrieving in hell, dealing with Costs and trying to figure out what's in it for Tallis, Lily miracles if maybe she would've just been better off inactive. To see the book truck, visit: http://www.youtube.com/embed/cpDlXOdAv7sWant a sneak peek? Make sure to check out the "Look Inside This E book" feature at the very top left of the web page where you can preview the first three chapters!
