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Who are they really? Gluckstein? Schlesswig? Coburg? Battenberg? Holstein? Pils? Maybe not Holstein Pils, but definitely Holstein, Schloss, Saxe, Coburg...Windsors? Could it be any wonder they can be confused, and without doubt, dysfunctional! This is Britain's first family and yep, they aren't even English. But let's not maintain that against them, it could even be a plus! Many truly great people aren't even English, but who cares about them? These folks learn how to throw a party, put on a wedding and without doubt, they have the BEST funerals. Please, Hollywood, do you know how to sketch an audience of half the world's inhabitants to 1 of your lame videos? Best box office weekend, six million? Give me an escape, Diana's funeral drew a viewing audience of 320 million and the BBC weren't even allowed to film La Familia Windsoreo, in the church. All you received was Elton John and a wooden box, and let's face it, it was the greatest tv set EVER. Four hours and four boxes of tissues later. It had been remarkable and powerful and many hours later we surely got to see the legend turn. No, not Elton. We had already seen him, but Her Majesty. The Queen do make her appearance later in the proceedings. This is an extremely big package, because she walked out of Buckingham Palace as the coffin passed and she made a historical throat bow as it passed. This was a large package because no Queen, especially not this Queen, had ever done any such thing. Never before in the history of Queens. It's always amazing to me that millions of men and women will turn out from around the globe to visit a female who doesn't sing, party or notify jokes, and usually doesn't even smile; but simply waves a gloved side under a broad brimmed hat. There is no-one else alive today who are able to command that type of universal acclaim or interest. No politician, rock and roll star or professional. It really is a sensation. In the reserve Royally Screwed, we analyze the thousand time organization to which this specific Queen belongs. An organization which was as ruthless as it was determined. We go through the feuding Feudal system which started out in Great britain between five very powerful young families and exactly how eventually through wars and a great deal of family murders and inbreeding, one family emerged superior and kept the energy over the entire country. Move along several centuries; a civil war. Two Queens are beheaded, another civil war and a King is removed from the throne and beheaded. Ten years later, this man's boy is cut back from France and made King, but is no longer allowed any real vitality, ‘We reign, not rule!' said George V, although his eldest boy, Edward VIII, believed differently and attempted to work a package out with Hitler. After abdicating, he was never allowed home again, pressured into exile in the Bahamas and closing his life in France, only time for plead poverty and beg for the money; and then the family sold his wife's jewellery after she passed away, and elevated £63 million, you couldn't make this stuff up. The entire world turns, war comes. Political motions prosper and then whither yet, through it all, they endure. But does indeed an Organization which is more longstanding than the King James Bible and Shakespeare however, not quite as permanent as the Pyramids, collapse under a box of Tampax?The truth is, it very well might. The Royals have got away with stupidity and misbehaviour before, however in today's need to find out internet, 24-hour news society, the limelight is forever shinning in their direction. Ex - Kings may have got away with murder, pedophilia and mistresses, however in an exceptionally cash strapped culture, the British consumer better approve of what they are paying for. He who pays the piper message or calls the tune, so if you don't are a shining example of credibility, integrity and morality that I can maintain upto my children with satisfaction, then what makes you here? Enjoy Royally Screwed, it's my present to the Monarchy, to the English public and the rest of the commonwealth. A present nobody needs or needs, but as I'm no Indian giver, I don't want it back.
