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Over the frontlines of the struggle of the bulge, often known as trying on bathing suits in the communal dressing room at Loehmann's, freelance article writer Jaine Austen makes a new good friend - a wannabe celebrity called Pam - and gets a new job: sprucing up Pam's bare-bones job application. Their feeling of connection is common, so Pam invites Jaine to become listed on The PMS Membership - a women's support group that fulfills once weekly over guacamole and margaritas. But becoming a member of the club proves to become more a curse than a blessing for Jaine. Though she is warned that Rochelle, the hostess, makes a guacamole to expire for, Jaine never takes the warning basically. Until another PMS member, Marybeth, drops dead over a mouthful of the green stuff after confessing she is having an affair with Rochelle's man. While Rochelle and her man are the obvious suspects, everyone at that night's meeting is under suspicion, including Jaine. So, rather than dishing dirt using the PMS Membership, Jaine must dig up dirt and grime on the surviving associates. And soon it becomes clear: someone in this club thinks getting away with murder should be a privilege of regular membership. . .
