Download You Can Date Boys When You're Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics He Knows Very Little About AudioBook Free
A brilliantly funny exploration of the twin mysteries of parenthood and families from the Pulitzer Reward success and The NY Times best-selling author of Insane City. In uproarious, brand-new portions, Barry tackles everything from family trips, bat mitzvah get-togethers and going out with (he's seriously interested in that name: "When my daughter can legally start dating - Feb 24, 2040 - I intend to monitor her directly, even easily am deceased") to funeral instructions ("I'd like my eulogy to be given by William Shatner"), the differences between male and feminine friendships, the deeper interpretation of Fifty Tones of Gray, and a father's ultimate sacrifice: associated his daughter to a Justin Bieber concert ("It turns out that the noise teenaged young ladies make to express happiness is the same noise they would make if their legs were being gnawed off by badgers.") Let's face it: families not only enrich our lives every day, they drive us completely around the bend. Thank goodness we have Dave Barry as our guide!
