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Make no miscalculation: Our founding fathers were more bandanas-and-muscles than powdered-wigs-and-tea. As the prisoner of battle, Andrew Jackson walked several kilometers barefoot across state lines while experiencing smallpox and a significant head wound received when he refused to polish the boots of the military who had used him captive. He was thirteen years old. A few generations later, he became the first popularly elected president and served the country, pausing briefly only to overcome a would-be assassin with a cane to in a inches of his life. Theodore Roosevelt possessed asthma, was blind in one attention, survived multiple gunshot wounds, possessed only one regret (that there have been no wars to deal with under his presidency), and was the first U.S. president to earn the Medal of Honor, which he did after he passed away. Faced with the decision, George Washington actually preferred the audio of bullets whizzing by his head in battle within the audio of silence. And today these men - these hallowed leaders of the free world - want to kick your ass. A lot of historians can tell you which president possessed the very best economical strategies, and which president helped form our current political get-togethers, but can any of them tell you what to do if you face Chester A. Arthur in a bare-knuckled boxing combat? This reserve will teach you how to be better, more powerful, faster, and even more fatal than the most effective (and craziest) men in history. You're welcome.
