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Some 16-year-olds babysit for extra cash. Some just work at the Gap. Becca Williamson breaks up couples. After watching her sister get left at the altar, Becca recognizes the true harm that comes when people utter the feared L-word. For $100 via paypal, she can trick and manipulate any few into smithereens. With relationship zombies overrunning her school, and treating solitary ladies like second-class people, business is however flourishing. Even her best friend, Val, has resorted to outright lays to snag a partner. One night, she obtains a incomprehensible offer to break up the homecoming ruler and queen, the main one zombie few to rule them all: Steve and Huxley. They can be a JFK and Jackie O in training, experts of sweeping faux-mantic gestures, but if Becca can divide them up, then school will be safe again for singletons. To succeed, she'll have to plan her most intricate scheme to date and wiggle her in the past into her past BFF Huxley's life - not to mention take up a few rumors, sabotage some mobile phones, break into a car, and fight the inappropriate feelings she's having about Val's new partner. All while keeping away from a past sufferer out to expose her true individuality. Nobody said being the Break-Up Designer was easy.
