Download For Cats Only: How to Train Your Human and More! AudioBook Free
Hello, my little kittens and those cats who've not yet learned the skill of training your people. I, Pass up Kitty, will guide you through the world of humans and how to train them. The thing is, humans don't come with manuals. However, they think they may have cornered the market on manuals on how to raise and educate us feline masterminds. Correction. Cats can not be trained. I repeat: Felines cannot and can not learn. Humans seem to have this misconception that we pet cats are trainable. Wrong! We choose our humans and everyone understands that. Your people did not choose you! You decided to go with them! Whether they understood it or not, we made the decision of going house with our humans. For instance; say you were at a family pet store so you saw your human come inside the pet store. You think to yourself, "Well, he's a little round around the waist, which means he eats well, this means he will feed me really well. I want to go back home with him today." Then, you meow and put on your very best kitten face and play with a ball and function really cute. I understand, it's demeaning, but you're a kitten, what have you any idea about anything?You decided to go with your people and made him realize that. Your human sees you and picks you up. You've already staked your lay claim on him and snuggle up to him and purr and look adorable, which of course comes natural for all of us cats, looking adorable and all. Your human takes you home and then your fun begins! That's where you will need to learn how to train your human so as to live in calmness and harmony because of your own rules. Trust me, it'll happen. All you need to do is follow this guide and I will teach you everything you need to know! Remember, never, never let your human or humans if you decide to live with a pack of these, never let them see this publication. In the event that you do, I will get out the big drinking water bottle, and we all know that water bottles are evil and have no place inside our homes and really should be destroyed!
