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Will be the voices in your head hearing you? Oh yes. Yes, they are really hearing you. They know what you're declaring. Sometimes, they talk back. Sometimes, they sing along. Sometimes, they write children's literature with hidden messages placed in basic look with a neon bow because, hey, a little style never damage anyone. (This, of course, ignores the Great Style Massacre of 1973.) Welcome to Fun To Grow On - the new children's book series for parents. These books are not for little children or big infants. Each history is filled with blood and violence, intimacy and swearing - seriously. This series is for adults. They are not parodies of children's literature but original stories for parents who still have too much to learn - as do we all. Fun To Grow On presents the very first book in the series, Cookies: Sluts of the Treat World! Whenever a cookie gets herpes, he decides to ask God for a cure. Can he find God with time? Someone given a chocolates chip cookie identical parts of blinding self-awareness, cranberry vodka, and shrooms and asked him to tell his history. Here it is, with all the pageantry you'll expect from a cookie...which is probably a lot less than you'll desire.
