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Roll up! ROLL-UP! You haven't seen anything enjoy it in your life. The very last thing Raymond expected when he went down to his allotment was to be abducted by the traveling starfish from Uranus. But these exact things happen and when he learns that he is being sold as a delicacy in a Venusian public sale, he is pleased to be rescued by the going circus. But this is not your every day circus, this is Teacher Merlin's Greatest Showcase Earth, with historic incredible performers who travel between your inhabited worlds in a Victorian steamship. The professor has a job for Raymond: release the 200 people held prisoner on Saturn and save the populace of planet Earth from extinction. Simon, Raymond's best friend, is in big trouble, too. The Men in Gray are after him and a cult of Satanic poultry worshippers are eager to make use of him as a real human sacrifice. Simon has a book from the near future that might help him out, and there are all those villagers with the flaming torches. The Greatest Showcase Earth is partly occur Bramfield, based after the real Sussex village of Henfield, where author Robert Rankin lived for several years. Rankin inhabited Raymond's cottage, which can simply be found by following a directions in the first chapter. The heroes are typically real people the author satisfied and drank with in The Jolly Gardeners, plus some, like Simon, Andy, Paul, and Government Dave come in the book under their own names. With coming in contact with naivety, Rankin thought that the local people would appreciate being in his book. Not all did, and a certain someone, who will remain nameless, shot the windscreen out of Rankin's car one evening, and regularly kept dead rats after the doorstep to indicate his disapproval. Country life never really decided with Robert Rankin and he now lives happily in Brighton, where he no longer sets his neighbours in his books.
