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I'm Haley Whitfield, and I recently had the clever idea to enlist my mom, Allison, as my kick*ss sidekick and lay out on a road trip. This road trip wasn't to be just any road trip, but a very special one indeed. An excitement with an acutely specific purpose - to find our other halves. The peanut butter to your jelly. The "I" to your Cellphone. The stripper to your pole. If our passionate desires were a personal ad, they might read something like this: "Two sassy women (Ages twenty-seven and forty-nine respectively - Ouch. Okay, age range twenty-seven and thirty - with nineteen years experience-- respectively) seeking Alpha Guys to love us with zeal and kiss us with skill. Beautiful face and captivating, tattooed, hard body a must. If you aren't a dangerous bad*ss with the x-rated skills and virility to match, don't bother. Should be willing to safeguard us from hazard, value our quirkiness, and keep your mouth shut when said quirkiness is exactly what brings about said hazard. Momma's boys called Dan Smith do not need to apply." I know. It's a bit wordy. In fact, it would probably cost a lot of money. Fortunately, we're not ready for the non-public ad. We're not that eager - yet. This is my story. Warning: Some explicit terms and intimate content.
