Download 100 Terrible Names for a Baby: Book 3 AudioBook Free
In Booklet 3, Johnny Dongle persists his full-frontal assault on the terrible names given to children by modern parents. Cyan: "The offspring of the Incredible Hulk date-raping Smurfette." Sapphire: "At least she won't have to improve her name when she becomes a pole jockey." Branlin: "Appears like something your grandma mixes with her drinking water so that her old, fragile butthole doesn't bleed when she shits." Queenie: "Appears like a mangy female collie that's like 15 and can scarcely walk around any more and breathes like Darth Vader." Jizelle: "Did you truly think that naming your beautiful daughter, the light you will ever have, something you start with JIZZ would be a decision that would not haunt her for the others of her life?" And 95 more merciless takedowns await you in Booklet 3. Advisory: This audiobook is even more vile, vulgar, and hilarious than Books 1 and 2 put together.
