Download Baby's First Book of Socialist Propaganda AudioBook Free
You can find no lovely pictures in this book. Pretty pictures are for very soft minds. Would you like your kids to be soft-minded? No. You do not. Soft thoughts are for liberals, and they are the weaklings we could fighting in the east. You want your kids to be strong, liberty-loving, free-thinking patriots who'll do as we say. You may begin hearing chapters from this audiobook when the treasured little fetus being transported by one of your wives is in the first trimester of its life, which started out the moment you, the father, soaked her woman parts with your sinful fluids. These reports will be read directly to the important, darling angel growing in another of your wives' belly so at the moment of delivery, the "child" (as we will call it) will be totally educated into the proper thought process. Under no circumstances if the child be permitted to listen to this audiobook itself. It will require your careful supervision as the parent to ensure that the proper lessons are learned from the words covered herein. When the child is removed from your home for necessary public indoctrination at the own expense, the child will be examined for its understanding of these rules. Children who do not move a written test will be sent to the Pain Mines of Wyoming for even more control and the parents of that child will be processed for whatever byproducts can be produced in the making process. This audiobook should be listened in a sneering, sarcastic manner therefore the child will be familiar with the foolishness of Socialist thinking. When the child is old enough to own it done without getting rid of it, the child should be spanked on the nude buttocks, with the book, if the child laughs at any part herein.
