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"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a partner, must be in want of any fortune." There is much excitement in Longlawn when two men with tall hats enter the district. Mothers buy new dresses for his or her daughters, fathers polish up on their fencing skills, and Mr. Bonnet tackles the perilous quest through the stinging nettles to call upon the new occupants of Nettlefield Recreation area. The ditsy Jane Bonnet soon falls for Mr. Blingley with all his yellow metal jewellery, but her sister, the ever-prodigious Lizzy, quite definitely dislikes Mr. Blingley's good friend, Mr. Dicey, whose pied cover and tall head wear strike fear into the local populace. This is a story of abnormal fashion, high heel shoes, large wardrobes, tall hats - oh, and relationship! Author's Be aware: This audiobook can be an abridged light parody of Jane Austen's Satisfaction and Prejudice.