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There comes a period in every new mother's life when she discovers herself staring at her screaming, smelly "baby" and wishing someone experienced told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't choose the lovely onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might weep more than the infant. Best-selling humor author Dawn Dais is persuaded that there surely is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She thinks that a huge conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed pregnant ladies who might otherwise abandon their newborns in nursing homes and run for this. In The Sh!t No One Says You, Dais discloses what it's really like to be a new parent and helpful insights, humor, and hope for individuals who feel stressed by the exhausting tests they're suddenly facing. Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mommy needs in order to survive the first season of parenthood.
