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The stories in this reserve are all true. Its creator has been organized at gunpoint at night on a street in Guatemala and taken with a machine gun in the torso and make in Vietnam. He's come near dying of thirst in the Sahara and freezing to fatality in the Himalayas. He's contracted malaria and typhoid fever in Ethiopia and hepatitis in India. There were accidents affecting motorcycles and cars. He's possessed close calls affecting lions (double), elephants (3 x) and a rhino (once). He's been to over a hundred countries, seen revolutions, famines, wars, and panty raids, feasted in palaces and fasted in caves. He's discovered paradises, been kept by dolphins, hopped freight trains, danced with an 108-year-old woman, swam with sharks, frequented whore residences and opium dens, and met a man capable of revealing God. Within the pages of the book you'll meet up with the queen of the Ecuadorian prison system, the Dalai Lama, Dick Cheney, a swami from Katmandu who makes his living picking up large stones with his manhood, yak herders, tunnel rats, 300 pound go-go females, profound sea divers, drug retailers, stock car drivers, Indonesian princes, Bolivian miners, beanheads, powder monkeys, hookers and saints. Between the stories the writer gives advice to would-be travelers, represents six exotic paradises where you can live perfectly on five hundred dollars a month, and includes his personal lists of the best things in the world. Mr. Linnemeier hails from the Hoosier condition. Today he treads the path of moderation, living contentedly in a tiny town, bounded by relatives and buddies. He claims to own abandoned the majority of his earlier vices, and gets the stated aim of dying peacefully during intercourse at 92. In his own words, "I'm not the sort of person who men automatically defer to. I don't usually make women's hearts overcome faster when they see me across a crowded room."
