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Come along with Governor Mike Huckleberry as he seeks the Republican nomination for chief executive and thereby also seeks to deliver America from what he considers as its current loss of life spiral into spiritual, moral, monetary, and racial decay. Huckleberry is the main one, the sole chosen one, who can--with the one and only Jesus himself whispering advice in his ear--rescue America from a gruesome army of homosexual, drug-addicted, taco-chomping deviants, rabble herds of "junior scholars" who run outdoors in metropolitan jungles, and entitled, abortion-loving America haters who transmit treason from deep within the Satanic labyrinth of MSNBC. With this candid first-person memoir, Huckleberry provides you an insider's view of his beleaguered marketing campaign, such as it is: a entertaining clown car packed with an astonishing selection of fear-mongering grotesques, xenophobic paranoids, closeted bigots, and rapacious, self-promoting Conservative pundits, all of them poised to commandeer America's future in the name of God and unrestrained capitalism (definitely not in that order).
