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Be careful what you want for... "I'm actually a good girl who would make any man an outstanding wife. But no man sees that. No man is thinking about my head or personality, just my whatevers. So here is my wish: I'm board stiff. I want Adventure, Exhilaration, and Love." So starts Piers Anthony's 38th Xanth novel, where Irrelevant Candy looks at her reflection in the water of the shallow well and sees luxuriant midnight-black hair reaching down to her breathtakingly slender waist, complementing the dark sight in her lovely face. A torso that comes near to absolute perfection. She actually is man's desire. That's part of the problem. Within the shallow magic of the well, she asks that her wish be awarded. Something happens. A sudden whirlwind surrounds her, raising her up and ripping off her clothing. She actually is changing in some way. Then she falls flat on the floor. Literally. She's been changed into a set, stiff board with two knotholes for sight.
